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5 Ridiculous Condom Slogans No Brand Will Ever Use

Written by Jenna Lee Dillon on February 6, 2013

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These never-used condom slogans had the Birth Control News team laughing, and we hope they bring cheer to your day as well:


1. A crank with armor will never harm her!

2. Don’t be silly; protect your willy!

3. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil!

4. The right selection will save your erection!

And the old standby…

5. No glove, no love!

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